My friend hates Tribe Twelve and it's hilarious

No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: he doesn't want to watch MH becuse he'll remember that he sucks so much
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: OH NO
James: tzwyeru
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: A DECENT SLENDERMAN STORY
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: I HAVE TO PRETEND I'M BETTER WHEN IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS I'M NOT
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: I hope the ending of Tribe Twelve is sucking 12 dicks at once
James: yzetjurxky
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: even though he pretty much does that already

Pulling a Noah

playbuttoncrotch:

In which I mention that tomorrow’s my birthday. Tomorrow I will mention it’s my birthday three times and then proceed to talk about it for a whole week and then make a video and dedicate it to my birthday.

Although to make it more accurate, I should have been whining about it since Thanksgiving. Oh well, there’s always next year.

#Maybe I can convince my mom to take me to a hotel so I can run around video taping myself shouting fuck.

yeah this belongs here

No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: why
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: hasn't TT updated in forever
James: are you sad
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: yes
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: yes I am
James: do you miss noah's face

No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: lol meat grinder
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: yup
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: this is just
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: a metaphor
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: for homosexuality
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: It looks like Slenderman is standing over it
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: MMM
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: GROUND UP MEAT
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: I'M MAKING TACOS
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: AND HAMBURGERS
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: AND ALL KINDS OF SHIT

No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: why do the fingers have tentacles
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: what purpose would that serve
James: idek
James: it looks like a disease
James: or a new sex toy
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: it's like putting fingers on your fingers on your fingers on your fingers
James: yo dawg

No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: TWO MINUTES AND FOURTY SIX SECONDS AND SLENDERMAN FINALLY SHOWS UP
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: with a bunch of groupies it looks like
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: they don't even look scary
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: omg
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: is that skrillex
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: is skrillex one of Slenderman's groupies?

No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: or WE will remind you HARDER
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: oh man
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: Noah's ass is going to get pounded

No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: why is the book untouchable
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: is it on fire
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: is it made of acid
James: no book touches 4 noah
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: OR ARE THE SPIRITS OF THE DEAD KEEPING THE OBSERVER FROM GETTING HIS CHEETO STAINED FINGERS ALL OVER IT

playbuttoncrotch:

unbridledhatred:

she’s gotten into “I can’t even bring myself to post this” territory

omg AMY

if this is about his Grandpa

I didn’t know that was his real Grandpa

that doesn’t make what you said any better

No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: yeah
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: I'm totally right
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: calling it now
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: TT turns into sburb
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: DOES THE OBSERVER DO THE WINDY THING LATER
No Butt Touches 4 Tumblr: I hope he does